cheerleaders who contracted Mostlycontagious Junaidiaisis
Exclusive and Beautiful members of the colony have recently been forced to flee as the disturbing news of a deadly bacteria infecting their popular watering holes and communal gatherings broke. Unverified (and possibly not quite right in the head) sources say this bacteria is extremely harmful in spite of its misleading and bonny facade.
Hysterical giggling, an unquenchable thirst for Sake and an inexplicable desire to play frivolous games in public places are said to be symptoms induced by these germs.
Extensive scientific research conducted at the premier Top Secret Laboratory tucked away in the Hindu Kush has shown that this bacteria usually presents itself as a pair and also possesses a hitherto confined to B grade Sci-Fi films, ability to clone itself. Dr. Yin Yophace Beaches of the Top Secret Laboratory elaborated but we were unable to understand due to the HazMat suit covering his face.
Scientists warn that despite its benign appearance the bacteria is lethal and only Pynol or copious amounts of vodka based cocktails will slow its spread. The Hot Men Colony Expert Medical Fast Action Panadol team advice residents both hot and not so hot to stock up and use these items indiscriminately if they wish to remain safe.
The Directors have taken it upon themselves to be an example to the rest of the colony and were seen late this evening unconscious next to three empty bottles of Petroff Vodka and a carton of Tomato Juice.
Hysterical giggling, an unquenchable thirst for Sake and an inexplicable desire to play frivolous games in public places are said to be symptoms induced by these germs.
Extensive scientific research conducted at the premier Top Secret Laboratory tucked away in the Hindu Kush has shown that this bacteria usually presents itself as a pair and also possesses a hitherto confined to B grade Sci-Fi films, ability to clone itself. Dr. Yin Yophace Beaches of the Top Secret Laboratory elaborated but we were unable to understand due to the HazMat suit covering his face.
Dr. Yin Yophace Beaches and colleague attempting to communicate
Mostlycontagious Junadiaisis or 'MJ' as its is more commonly known among the scientific community is extremely contagious and is likely to reach pandemic proportions with the latest case reported in Thailand.Scientists warn that despite its benign appearance the bacteria is lethal and only Pynol or copious amounts of vodka based cocktails will slow its spread. The Hot Men Colony Expert Medical Fast Action Panadol team advice residents both hot and not so hot to stock up and use these items indiscriminately if they wish to remain safe.
The Directors have taken it upon themselves to be an example to the rest of the colony and were seen late this evening unconscious next to three empty bottles of Petroff Vodka and a carton of Tomato Juice.
