Look who's getting DIRTY!!!!!

While we were out and about in town, attending to our hobbies, like ladies of leisure usually do, we came upon the most astonishing sight. Jude Law, lover of nannies and bit part actor, pottering about with another man's wife!!! So we did what any respectable person with a camera phone would do, we managed to capture this most shocking picture while hiding behind the curtains. That Titanic theme song was playing on repeat in the background and the Lady - who we now know as Mrs. Ramanayaka seemed to be playfully eating bits of Jude Law's face.
The Randy Duo was seen exiting the establishment a couple of hours later. Sources close to Mrs. Ramanayaka say that Mrs. Ramanayaka's relationship with Mr. Ramanayaka is not in jeapordy, AND that in fact they both share valuable Pottery time with Mr. Law and that the couple have a close personal relationship with him.
Mr. Law was not available for comment, but his publicist, Pineapple Daiquiri said that "Jude has a whole lotta love". We don't know what the fine print of the Ramanayaka marriage contract says, but sitting around moulding a phallic object while eating the face of a handsome (yet tragically unappealing) Englishman is bound to put a spanner in the works. Oh Dear. We really hope we haven't caused the Ramanayakas' any problems...