Yesterday a horific attempt was made on the life of a preeminent member of The Hotmen Colony by a member of the leftist Jihad Jedi movement. Ewan McGregor, also known as Jedi master Obi Wan Kenobi, was minding his business, whistling as he sashayed provocatively down the street when an unidentified Jihadist Jedi ambushed him by jumping out in front of him, brandishing his saber and screeching “pull out your lightsaber fool!”. The startled Mr Mcgregor's flawless combat skills quickly kicked into gear as he pulled out his lightsaber and quickly whipped the deranged fanatic's giggling little behind. Sources inform us that the Jihad's jealous rage over McGregor's exclusive membership in The Colony prompted this deperate fiasco as the Jihad's application is known to have been rejected for failing to meet the Colony's distinguished standards.
Listen up you demented wannabe, this is not the way to do it, spend a couple of years in therapy, and then we'll think about it.
Until then, application: DENIED!!!!
Listen up you demented wannabe, this is not the way to do it, spend a couple of years in therapy, and then we'll think about it.
Until then, application: DENIED!!!!
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