The Nigella of Lionel Edirisingha Mawatha

After a brief stint as a spoilt brat, The Nigella has emerged from her chrysallis as a fully grown and fully capable domestic goddess. Eye witnesses say that The Nigella (Latin name: Daddypoocus Giftusplentius) most often seen in the cold wintry climes of Middle England has migrated south for the summer and is seen at watering holes all around the Lionel Edirisingha area. If the observer is lucky The Nigella, who is not known for her shy and retiring nature will flit around you and cry "howmuchdoesapandaweeeeiigghhh howmuchdoesapandaweeeeiiighhhh". The Nigella sightings are common and will be plentiful over the next three to four months. Observers are warned not to feed the The Nigella bullshit as she can turn aggressive and go gangsta on yo ass. So as long as you maintain respectable silence The Nigella is as sweet as the seeni sambol she claims to make so well. Enjoy The Nigella season people.