Friday, June 12, 2009

SPOTTED!!!!


Riding in to the sunset, Ralph Fiennes, noted thespian and notorious sex addict was seen, flying by in a trailer bike with a Foxy Lady sitting behind him. The identity of the Foxy Lady is not known, although the rumour mill is working on overtime spewing such stories as she is the heiress to the lost city of Atlantis OR that she was single handedly responsible for the destruction of Pompeii AND that she actually is the Venus of Willendorf. Now we don't know the truth behind this, but one must ask the question - what the fuck is Ralph Fiennes doing with a fertility goddess on the back of his trailer bike?

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